Outpacing Level-2 Shesha

Doughboy-1 and Doughboy-2 both have strontium-87 optical lattice clocks that are synced.  Doughboy-1 takes his clock and blasts off on a spaceship going close to the speed of light and heads toward the Tomatl Buffalo nebula, snaps a selfie, and returns to Earth^L1.  When he returns, his clock is far behind Doughboy-2's clock.  It seems odd because it seems like Earth is acting as a frame of reference when special relativity argues everyone is their own frame of reference.  However, Doughboy-1 is using Earth as a frame of reference by heading back toward it.¹

Additionally:

• Albert Einstein is a level-2 human.
• People should be less concerned with the eternal and more concerned with the intrinsic.
• No flat-earth creationist living in California would ever pay extra to fly to Japan via a route that crosses the Atlantic rather than fly directly via a cheaper route that crosses the Pacific.  Suddenly, when it comes to money, every flat-earth creationist does know the Earth is round. 

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(Aug. 18, 2018:)

Depictions of Vishnu and Brahma as male are unnecessary. Depictions of Vishnu and Brahma as having human characteristics are unnecessary. Depictions of Vishnu resting on Shesha are unnecessary. Depictions of Lakshmi rubbing the feet of male Vishnu are unnecessary.

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1. This is the twin "paradox" which is not a true paradox.
"Twin paradox." Wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_paradox.
2.  This post represents the first time Shesha^L2 has been outpaced on level-2 on a global scale.
3. "Outreaching Shesha^L2." https://pan0ramics.blogspot.com/2018/06/outpacing-shesha.html.