Doughboys make me happy
The Intrinsic Dancing Doughboy dressed up as a leprechaun:
Jun. 23, 2018 addition:
When I talk about sinister mimics, I'm not talking about level-2 humans who take on a similar style to other level-2 humans the way people do when they look through a Cosmo or health/fitness magazine.1 Sinister mimics are demonic pathologies that superficially mimic real level-2 humans.2
Jul. 13, 2018 addition:
The untold story of macarons:
Macarons were originally dry, brittle, and stale. It wasn't until the 18th century when someone with a Vanara PT from Cormery woke up one morning and promised himself he would no longer let obstacles stand in his way — today was the day he was going to boop that doughboy belly — that the wobbliness and jiggliness arising out of that landmark doughboy boop inspired the creation of soft, chewy macarons filled with rich buttercreams, ganaches, and fresh jellies.Diane Shaw 'Blue Moon' from Diane Shaw on Vimeo.
Jul. 15, 2018:
Neologisms:
SillyingVerb
1. to joke with someone in a kind and amiable fashion
e.g. "It's almost like @b9AcE is saying he doesn't want to be visited.4 I'm pretty sure he is just sillying me."
Cafuffle
Verb
1. to fluster, bewilder, flabbergast, discombobulate, mystify, or confound
e.g. "Augustin, did you have something to do with those Toronto (YYC) library World Turtle Day stickers?5 Are you cafuffling doughboys again?"
Aug. 1, 2018:
Killer robot alert:
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| Anders Carlson-Wee |
Anders Carlson-Wee (Twitter: AndersWeePoet) wrote a racist poem published by The Nation which negatively stereotyped blacks.6
If you got hiv, say aids. If you a girl,
say you’re pregnant––nobody gonna lower
themselves to listen for the kick. People
passing fast. Splay your legs, cock a knee
funny. It’s the littlest shames they’re likely
to comprehend. Don’t say homeless, they know
you is. What they don’t know is what opens
a wallet, what stops em from counting
what they drop. If you’re young say younger.
Old say older. If you’re crippled don’t
flaunt it. Let em think they’re good enough
Christians to notice. Don’t say you pray,
say you sin. It’s about who they believe
they is. You hardly even there.
-Anders Carlson-Wee
It's, yet again, another epically embarrassing mistake that could have been easily prevented by just hiringL1 non-White consultants.
Aug. 4, 2018:
Aug. 10, 2018:
Doughboys in their public profiles vs. doughboys in their private profiles:
Sliding into doughboy DMs like:
Aug. 13, 2018:
Sasha Cohen - "I Love the Nightlife" from Ray Leibowitz on Vimeo.
Video: Sasha Cohen - 2004 World Figure Skating Championships Short Program
Audio: Alicia Bridges - "I Love the Nightlife"
Sasha Cohen - September from Ray Leibowitz on Vimeo.
Aug. 21, 2018:
Not entirely convinced? SatGov Laboratories can refer you to independent, third-party review panels:
Aug. 29, 2018:
At SatGov Laboratories, our motto is:
Sep. 1, 2018:
14Apr2018:
It's, yet again, another epically embarrassing mistake that could have been easily prevented by just hiringL1 non-White consultants.
Aug. 4, 2018:
Proper boop technique
Like many forest creatures, doughboys can be shy. However, doughboys also can't detect very small changes in movement. Thus, if one just takes very tiny steps, boop-to-belly hit ratio goes up exponentially:
Aug. 10, 2018:
Doughboys in their public profiles vs. doughboys in their private profiles:
Sliding into doughboy DMs like:
New vegan ice cream joint in Toronto. Come to mamma. 😍 pic.twitter.com/NYaOha50re— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) August 11, 2018
Aug. 13, 2018:
Sasha Cohen - "I Love the Nightlife" from Ray Leibowitz on Vimeo.
Video: Sasha Cohen - 2004 World Figure Skating Championships Short Program
Audio: Alicia Bridges - "I Love the Nightlife"
Sasha Cohen - September from Ray Leibowitz on Vimeo.
Aug. 21, 2018:
Not entirely convinced? SatGov Laboratories can refer you to independent, third-party review panels:
Aug. 29, 2018:
At SatGov Laboratories, our motto is:
Sep. 1, 2018:
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14Apr2018:
Slave-makers: "What is this juvenile crap?"
Two seconds later: "Nickelodeon presents The Story of the Sourdough Elves and the Miniature Maize Bison."
Sep. 16, 2019:
Two seconds later: "Nickelodeon presents The Story of the Sourdough Elves and the Miniature Maize Bison."
Sep. 16, 2019:
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| via Abominable (2019) Trailer #1i |
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| Screencaps from [JLA 15] and [JLA 22] |
"The Leshan Giant Buddha (Chinese: 乐山大佛) is a 71-metre (233 ft) tall stone statue, built between 713 and 803 (during the Tang dynasty), depicting Maitreya." 8
1. "When I sounded fucking crazy, but I knew I wasn't crazy." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.com/2018/05/when-i-sounded-fucking-crazy-but-i-knew.html.
2. "Evil Imitations." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.com/2018/05/evil-imitations.html.
3. Panoramics' Book
4. Twitter user @b9AcE. https://twitter.com/b9AcE/status/602592243246039040.
5. Twitter user @jwpnfld. https://twitter.com/jwpnfld/status/999370228004876288.
6. Carlson-Wee, Anders. "How-To." The Nation, 5 Jul. 2018, https://www.thenation.com/article/how-to/.
7. "The Night Before Christmas." 1823.
8. "Leshan Giant Buddha." Wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshan_Giant_Buddha.1. "When I sounded fucking crazy, but I knew I wasn't crazy." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.com/2018/05/when-i-sounded-fucking-crazy-but-i-knew.html.
2. "Evil Imitations." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.com/2018/05/evil-imitations.html.
3. Panoramics' Book
4. Twitter user @b9AcE. https://twitter.com/b9AcE/status/602592243246039040.
5. Twitter user @jwpnfld. https://twitter.com/jwpnfld/status/999370228004876288.
6. Carlson-Wee, Anders. "How-To." The Nation, 5 Jul. 2018, https://www.thenation.com/article/how-to/.
7. "The Night Before Christmas." 1823.
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