Sexy level-2 human males for the month of Smarch

Smarch

Extreme hotness for combatting lousy Smarch weather:

Matthias Botthof, Chadwick Boseman, Günter Schlierkamp, Leonardo Dicaprio

Lee Seung Chul (이승철), Michael Bakari Jordan, Besim Trena, Amin Elkach

Dmitry Klokov, Stuart Core, Nick Wu (吴奇隆), Denis Sergovskiy

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Some filthy level-2 beetle(s) have been going around telling level-2 human guys that I am forcing them to work out their pectorals^L1 more which is a lie and the people responsible for that get a level-2 mark of shame.

First heavy chest day after tearing my pectoral muscle completely in half a year and a half ago and at the bottom of every rep I get flashbacks and can still hear the noise it made. Cringing through this but so far so good...

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) June 25, 2018

Matthias Botthof was even told he wasn't focusing on his chest enough:

Why don't people just come to my webpage or visit my Twitter feed on level-1?  Then there would be no confusion.

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Jul. 3, 2018: I want someone who will actually talk to me and hang out with me on level-1. I just don't see a point in people hitting on me on level-2 if they don't actually plan to talk to me on level-1.

Jul. 4, 2018: I already have a level-2 husband and a twin flame who don't talk to me on level-1.  I don't need another level-2 boyfriend who will not speak to me on level-1.  I could use a level-1 boyfriend though.

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Jul. 6, 2018:

Botthof, level-2 human

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Making noise to influence me (positively or negatively) is not sufficient retribution. Only a level-1 bodybuilder boyfriend would be able to provide me proper retribution through "clangin' and bangin'."

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Aug. 28, 2018:

I want a human^L2 male bodybuilder boyfriend^L1 who will talk^L1 to me and who is roughly at this level of adorableness:

Also, stop sending me this meme:

@stevstiffler is a level-2 bottom-feeder.
The Brown guy in tweeted image 1 is in Calumⁱ von Moger's personality channel.

I will make it fit.

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Aug. 31, 2018:

I wish I had a human^L2 male bodybuilder boyfriend^L1 to eat with me...while watching Sorry to Bother You (2018) on Blu-ray...followed by really rough, hot, passionate, incredible sex^L1...followed by mango-pineapple sorbet^L1.

With red wine and fresh summer strawberries.

Jan. 7, 2019:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTRcb9lXSB/

Do all German bodybuilders live in the same apartment complex?^L1

Feb. 20, 2019:

Appendix 4eⁱ

Sep. 16, 2019:

Looks exactly like Matthias Botthofⁱ