Word on the street:

Word on the street is that "Prince" Harry and Meghan Markle are both worthless slave-making pieces of shit.

Prince Harry Gets Old Suit Tailored To Wear To Wedding https://t.co/Lb4qInqR3M #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/A7RYjGfxJT

— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 19, 2018

They both get a level-2 mark of shame.

SatGov doesn't recognize any level-1 monarchy.