Documenting the power of level-2
I was at Starbucks today (Jan. 2, 2018) and on strike for level-2. (I had nothing to eat at home, so I bought a sandwich and frappuccino.) I saw this tweet in my Twitter timeline:
Dec. 2, 2018 addition: On Sep. 6, 2018, I was at Fatburgeri in Edmonton when a heavy-set White female wearing a blue jacket and glasses walked in and ordered.L1 I thought she was a level-2 bottom-feeder pulling a Lisa MacLeod by wearing blue and pretending level-2 bottom-feeders ever had the right to taxL2 on the colour. I was thinking really rude thoughts about her in my head as a result. A Japanese commercial came on with Japanese people celebrating. The fugly cashierL1 (bottom-feederL2 704) for my order apologized to her part ways through her meal to let me know that she is a level-2 human. (Neither she nor the cashier are tier-1 or tier-2 verified humansL2.) This means he psychically knew I was thinking negative thoughts about her and negatively affecting her dining experience.
On the night of Nov. 30, 2018, I was sitting on my toilet (in Edmonton) and thinking about level-2 bottom-feeders (since they receive all level-2 waste) and I did that weird hand thing that Tom Harwood always does to see what is so special about it.
Since level-2 bottom-feeders are obsessed with me and everything I do, it was picked up on level-2 and Tom Harwood (in London) said he felt like he got punchedL2.
I opened up one of my old tweets on my phone. I didn't retweet it or press the heart button; I just opened it to look at it.So what are you calling for? Sanctions? What kind of change in US policy are you advocating for to change the behavior of the Israeli government? https://t.co/jovrutcYph— (((YousefMunayyer))) (@YousefMunayyer) January 2, 2018
I support a one-state solution where Palestinians get right of return and where all people have equal rights. Apparently, looking at my own tweet triggered a mini-apocalypse. A chubby white female Starbucks barista with streaked brown hair looked instantly irritated as she was putting cups on the counter in front of me (because she is a level-2 beetle who gets designated bottom-feederL2 673) while a Middle Eastern female Starbucks barista kind of laughed. It means they knew instantly and psychically that something bad happened on Level 2. I suddenly noticed a flood of tweets about crashes and disasters:A Hebrew-only state has no right to exist. Will there still be an #Israel where all non-Hebrews have no rights?— Pan (@pan142017) December 1, 2017
Why not one state called #Palestine that gives equal rights to all? #cdnpoli #uspoli #ukpoli @UN https://t.co/MT8KcOa2OB
(Rachel's hair and expression in this tweet reminds me of the annoyed Starbucks barista:)U.S. urges railroads to quickly install anti-crash safety system https://t.co/KqifxALVs3 pic.twitter.com/JO2ybeUThm— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) January 2, 2018
New year, new you — and time to knock off these harmful relationship habitshttps://t.co/Ogko1zpRcT— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) January 2, 2018
I've been spelling Erica wrong my whole life.. pic.twitter.com/W8hdXenFYn— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) January 2, 2018
More than 50 passengers were traveling on a Peruvian bus late Tuesday morning when it tumbled down a cliff onto a rocky beach along a narrow stretch of highway known as the "Devil's Curve." https://t.co/oHNpKJ3glM pic.twitter.com/jwzNeXcobd— anita baca (@LatDesk) January 2, 2018
At least 36,898 people were killed, and 8,753 were wounded in Iraq during 2017.https://t.co/beU0tb4sBO— Redacted Tonight (@RedactedTonight) January 2, 2018
New York City set to install more than 1,500 new permanent bollards in Times Square and other public spaces to help protect pedestrians, mayor announces. https://t.co/8xkWCdhuCb pic.twitter.com/qJl94SxP2G— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) January 2, 2018
— We Are the Mutants (@WeAreTheMutants) January 1, 2018
I was on strike today (Jan. 2, 2018). I didn't tweet, retweet, or even press the heart button for a single thing on Twitter. I didn't use Blogger. I didn't use Imgur. I didn't send out any emails. Anything bad that happens on Level 2 has nothing to do with me, so find somebody else to blame.“Look man idk what’s wrong, last week it was running purrrrrrrfectly”— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) January 2, 2018
“You thing what I do for a living is a joke Gary?” pic.twitter.com/l0T2pZaFEG
Dec. 2, 2018 addition: On Sep. 6, 2018, I was at Fatburgeri in Edmonton when a heavy-set White female wearing a blue jacket and glasses walked in and ordered.L1 I thought she was a level-2 bottom-feeder pulling a Lisa MacLeod by wearing blue and pretending level-2 bottom-feeders ever had the right to taxL2 on the colour. I was thinking really rude thoughts about her in my head as a result. A Japanese commercial came on with Japanese people celebrating. The fugly cashierL1 (bottom-feederL2 704) for my order apologized to her part ways through her meal to let me know that she is a level-2 human. (Neither she nor the cashier are tier-1 or tier-2 verified humansL2.) This means he psychically knew I was thinking negative thoughts about her and negatively affecting her dining experience.
On the night of Nov. 30, 2018, I was sitting on my toilet (in Edmonton) and thinking about level-2 bottom-feeders (since they receive all level-2 waste) and I did that weird hand thing that Tom Harwood always does to see what is so special about it.
Since level-2 bottom-feeders are obsessed with me and everything I do, it was picked up on level-2 and Tom Harwood (in London) said he felt like he got punchedL2.
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