I crossed the finish line first
(Dec. 26, 2017)
The parkade incident of Nov. 24, 2017 was so disastrous that it took me some time to realize that I actually did get over the last hurdle on Nov. 25, 2017.1 At first, I thought I was just being optimistic, but now I'm pretty sure I did.2
The sophist @FinalOverdrive tweets every single day. It's not a coincidence that he stopped tweeting on Nov. 24, 2017.
I technically got over the last hurdle before the slave-makers did:
There are numerous tweets that imply I made it over the last hurdle while Wesley is trapped on the other side. (@StevStiffler is a slave-maker account so obviously he'll parody everything:)
It's implied Wesley Durden came back to life on Level 2 on Dec. 26, 2017.
(@archillect is a slave-maker account who watches the FS-types closely:)
(Dec. 27, 2017)
I'm pretty sure Wesley is over the hurdle too by now.
1. "The Philadelphia Experiment." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/12/the-philadelphia-experiment.html.
2. "Fernology." https://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/11/fernology.html.
3. 'Documenting "Death" on Level 2.' https://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/12/documenting-death-on-level-2.html.
The parkade incident of Nov. 24, 2017 was so disastrous that it took me some time to realize that I actually did get over the last hurdle on Nov. 25, 2017.1 At first, I thought I was just being optimistic, but now I'm pretty sure I did.2
The sophist @FinalOverdrive tweets every single day. It's not a coincidence that he stopped tweeting on Nov. 24, 2017.
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| Screenshot taken Dec. 26, 2017 |
I technically got over the last hurdle before the slave-makers did:
Today, Congress approved a once-in-a-generation tax reform bill. Now, this historic legislation will be sent to the president’s desk so Americans can start 2018 with a new tax code. pic.twitter.com/gvMK9UY9lp— Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) December 20, 2017
.@SpeakerRyan: "Something this big, something this generational, something this profound could not have been done without exquisite presidential leadership. Mr. President, thank you for getting us over the finish line." pic.twitter.com/ipDAwrwBef— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) December 20, 2017
Wesley Durden gave up his life on Level 2 to get me over the last hurdle.3After years of work, dozens of hearings, and an open process, we passed an historic overhaul of our nation’s tax code. It will deliver #TaxReform to families and small businesses across the nation. pic.twitter.com/L7lfltKx5e— Leader McConnell (@SenateMajLdr) December 20, 2017
There are numerous tweets that imply I made it over the last hurdle while Wesley is trapped on the other side. (@StevStiffler is a slave-maker account so obviously he'll parody everything:)
It's implied Wesley and I made another unsuccessful attempt on Dec. 24, 2017:Why am I laughing so much at this pic.twitter.com/nkGjDRYlu7— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) December 24, 2017
Best scene in 22 Jump Street lol pic.twitter.com/0hIEx2OQpY— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) December 25, 2017
On the night of Dec. 24, 2017, I got the idea from Jon Parsons to go on strike for a while because the truth is that I have been running around doing all the work while the other FS-types just sit back and watch.'Several deaths' after twin-engine plane crashes at Florida airport, authorities say. https://t.co/62GbD7fG0P pic.twitter.com/velL0oWRkX— ABC News (@ABC) December 24, 2017
I was on strike for Christmas, meaning the FS-types had to do work on Level 1 and Level 2 without me. From now on, I think I will go on strike for a day and then work for a day so the FS-types don't just sit around waiting for me to do everything.Maybe people withholding their labour and just staying home would get the attention of decision makers? Be worth getting the sidewalks done if the cost of the strike was higher, right?— Jon Parsons (@jwpnfld) December 20, 2017
It's implied Wesley Durden came back to life on Level 2 on Dec. 26, 2017.
(@archillect is a slave-maker account who watches the FS-types closely:)
— Archillect (@archillect) December 27, 2017
(Dec. 27, 2017)
I'm pretty sure Wesley is over the hurdle too by now.
1. "The Philadelphia Experiment." http://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/12/the-philadelphia-experiment.html.
2. "Fernology." https://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/11/fernology.html.
3. 'Documenting "Death" on Level 2.' https://pan0ramics.blogspot.ca/2017/12/documenting-death-on-level-2.html.
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