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Chapter IIb

Carb Worship


https://twitter.com/elijahwood/status/1595477543418843137

Despite professingL1 to dislike each other, carb worshippers are oddly synchronized in their displays of sugar reverence, suggesting underlying coordination.

Other notable members: Vladimir Putin


Cult of the carb members when Milk Duds:  

People who have displayed a desire to have cult of the carb members exterminated/assassinatedL1: Daniel Wickham

"My right to be stupid!"GM worship
  • Revering that which allows one to be a vapid, shallow idiot
  • Often associated with asking the same questions repeatedly despite already knowing the answer (eg. bimbosGM, whores, Zionists, etc.)
  • Can't understand anything that isn't deal-making with the Devil to get by
A) Money worship:

B) Dirty copL1 worship:
Jilani, a pathological simp for dirty cops

C) "I am a stupid, juvenile asshole; please coddle me" worship
  • Comprises trading away one's brain, conscience, and maturity to deal-make with the Devil for comfort/convenience
  • People from this realm are very sinister and juvenile in pretending threats to their lifestyle of useless douchebaggery is victimization
  • People from this realm conveniently ignore the plethora of available step-by-step instructions on what they are supposed to do to contributepe
  • TurdlesL2 part of the full personality channels of Mak Parhar and Chris Evans fall here
On why we should stan them
 
Worshipperssc in this category always have this type of energy, if I'm being honest:


D) Cradle-to-grave assholery worship
  • TurdlesL2 part of EupetheciaL2 probably fall here
  • Pride in being deplorable garbage all the way through
Nug worship

  • Pathological dedication to shamelessly doing the opposite of the right thing to do
  • For when one wants others to know one is deplorable garbage
  • Fucking weird behaviour
  • Worshipperssc so dumb and incompetent they are bringing the Homo sapiens species to extinction.  Their willingness to ruin society for their own convenience is why they are scoundrels of the earthL1
  • Conservativessc and Jews loyal to Passover fall under this category
  • Tries to pretend dedication to evil is a genuinely valorous form of dedication to excuse being a dumb, lazysc shit
  • Also referred to as walking on backward feetL2
    https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1461772916643831810

  • Often associated with: being a racist, trying to kill or quarantine civilians, pathological lying, being extremely loud, refusing to shut the fuck up, being furious at all times despite being the asshole, having a cunty/revolting personality, refusing to fuck off, being too thick to understand anything that isn't assholeryGM, dedication to enforcing poverty on the general public, lying about socialism (eg. saying the USSR was socialist), calling the copsL1 on people one is assaulting, accusing everyone and everything of being far-left, being annoying as shit, constantly lecturing on the importance of independence and personal responsibility while being purely crackL2 dependent, being extremely violent, being a waste of space
  • Additionally associated with: committing atrocities, pretending to feel ashamed if one isn't benefiting from it, trying to commit the same act again
  • Typically ends in coffee-shop turd-missilingL1
  • Long-time worshippers often quite arrogant in their ability to capsize any average-sized rowboat
    via The Office [S04E14, "Chair Model"]

  • Meets any criticism and all life problems with even more backward-feetL2 walking as if it doesn't make one look like an even bigger dipshit
  • Level-2 crack addicts including many copsL1 do this so often it should be made illegalL1
Deal-making with the Devil in the form of lambL2 sacrifice rests on Nug worship.  An example is the demonic holiday Passover which is just people deal-making with the Devil via sending the message they are dedicated to the inverted if they can get something out of it.
Your lamb shall be blemish, a male of the first year; ye shall take it from the sheep, or from the goats;
ו וְהָיָה לָכֶם לְמִשְׁמֶרֶת, עַד אַרְבָּעָה עָשָׂר יוֹם לַחֹדֶשׁ הַזֶּה; וְשָׁחֲטוּ אֹתוֹ, כֹּל קְהַל עֲדַת-יִשְׂרָאֵל--בֵּין הָעַרְבָּיִם . 6 and ye shall keep it unto the fourteenth day of the same month; and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it at dusk.
ז וְלָקְחוּ, מִן-הַדָּם, וְנָתְנוּ עַל-שְׁתֵּי הַמְּזוּזֹת, וְעַל-הַמַּשְׁקוֹף--עַל, הַבָּתִּים, אֲשֶׁר-יֹאכְלוּ אֹתוֹ, בָּהֶם. 7 And they shall take of the blood, and put it on the two side-posts and on the lintel, upon the houses wherein they shall eat it.
ח וְאָכְלוּ אֶת-הַבָּשָׂר, בַּלַּיְלָה הַזֶּה: צְלִי-אֵשׁ וּמַצּוֹת, עַל-מְרֹרִים יֹאכְלֻהוּ. 8 And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; with bitter herbs they shall eat it.
ט אַל-תֹּאכְלוּ מִמֶּנּוּ נָא, וּבָשֵׁל מְבֻשָּׁל בַּמָּיִם: כִּי אִם-צְלִי-אֵשׁ, רֹאשׁוֹ עַל-כְּרָעָיו וְעַל-קִרְבּוֹ. 9 Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast with fire; its head with its legs and with the inwards thereof.
י וְלֹא-תוֹתִירוּ מִמֶּנּוּ, עַד-בֹּקֶר; וְהַנֹּתָר מִמֶּנּוּ עַד-בֹּקֶר, בָּאֵשׁ תִּשְׂרֹפוּ. 10 And ye shall let nothing of it remain until the morning; but that which remaineth of it until the morning ye shall burn with fire.
 
Exodus 12
Who thought lambL2 sacrifice would be a good idea?


People (including women) have the right to choose for themselves how they want to dress.  Judaism and Islam have led to some of the worst aesthetics for reasons that aren't even pious.

I want to pull at those side curls so bad


Y-Parasite worship:
  • Also known as Baphomet worship

People who have been known to do this:
  • Boris Johnson
  • Kristen Johnston
  • Many Maoists
twitter.com/thekjohnston/status/1354502024134463490


Just BraindeadGM, No Worship
  • People like this only know how to drool and stare on creepily
  • Ariel Castro would be an example 
  • Matthew DeGrood is another example.  Everybody knows he only has eyes set on what evil he can get away with

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